My best friend is always bragging to me about the guys who come over his place every night. He has a policy that nobody under 9 inches is allowed up to his apartment. He always wants bigger dicks and isn’t shy to admit that dick size is the most important quality he looks for in a guy after personality. Good for him. Personally, I prefer armpits and ass but my biggest fantasy is being double penetrated. But I think it has less to do with size for me and just the thought of having two dicks inside me drives me crazy.
Since I write about sex toys he asked me to put a shopping list together for him (below) and here’s what I came up with. These are by far the best sex toys for power bottoms and size queens ranked.
4. Tom of Finland Dual Dicks
Highlight: I’ve been double penetrated before and this comes pretty close. Measuring a whopping 9.25 inches and 3.65 inches in diameter these double dicks are hard to beat. Literally.
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Favorite thing: “When my boyfriend isn’t home and Grindr is down I attach the suction cup to a plastic chair and fuck myself while I watch porn”
It was freezing this weekend so my boyfriend and I fucked all day and binge watched episodes of Narcos on Netflix. After flip-fucking five times he couldn’t stay hard anymore, understandably, so instead of fucking me he used one of my favorite toys. He tied me up and fucked me with 9.25″ Dual Dicks while he sucked my dick. It’s hard to explain what it feels like to be double penetrated but let’s just say I had a great weekend. It’s nice to try something new after being fucked my the same dick over and over. I’d say it was a good weekend.
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3. Pure for Men
Highlight: My boyfriend fucks me without douching and his dick stays clean. We’re having more spontaneous sex now.
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Favorite thing: “Have you ever wondered what it would be like to fuck like straight people do in the movies? They just fuck without thinking about it. I always wanted that for myself but being gay I always struggled with embarrassing situations if you know what I mean.”
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If you have a chance to watch the commercial (above) i’s hilarious- or watch this video if you want to learn more about how it all works.
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Highlight: It’s organic lube with no additives. Only contains aloe vera, shea butter, and a hint of vanilla extract.
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Favorite thing: “I can’t believe it’s not butter tbh. It lasts through heavy pounding without the need to stop and re-lube”
Every time my boyfriend invites someone else to fuck me I always insist on using Boy Butter H20 lube because it’s smooth like butter and doesn’t irritate my skin. We always play safe when a stranger comes over and this is also the only condom-safe lube that lasts without the need to stop and re-lube. It’s organic and edible too which is perfect for sucking dick. It’s made of aloe vera and Shea butter, it’s hypoallergenic, non-staining and of course, latex safe.
1. King Cock Deluxe Hot Seat
Highlight: Sometimes I can’t get hard so I just suck my boyfriends dick while this machine fucks him. Take a lot of pressure off me.
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Favorite thing: “It’s actually freaking hilarious and we love owning something like this. When he misbehaves I tell him to sit in the hot seat”
The most awkward part of owning a dildo is fucking myself with it. If I put it on the floor then I get lube everywhere. If I stick it to the wall it falls off and if I put it on a chair then its not the right angle. I could fuck myself with my hand but I can never get into it.
Add to that, sometimes I can’t get hard or I’m not in the mood to top my boyfriend and a dildo just feels awkward.
The hot seat solved both problems. When you’re in a pickle, attach 1 of 3 dildos that come included and bounce on the inflatable hot seat like it’s your birthday. It holds up to 300 pounds and its sturdy enough that I never worry about damaging it. After sitting in the hot seat a few times, I’m starting to wish my boyfriends dick vibrated too.
Another neat feature is that its compatible with silicone and water based lube so you don’t have to worry about drying out while you’re getting fucked.
When my boyfriend is on the seat I stuff my cock in his mouth while he’s getting stuffed and he loves it. I get what I want and he gets what he wants. Win-win.
Now we have a joke in the house, if you misbehave you’re going in the hot seat! Of course I’m always misbehaving now.
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Have a good week, boys!