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Rimming: How to eat an ass

Some guys are blessed with good rimming skills. Others must learn them. My first experience in the art of rimming came seven years ago, during my first year of college. I was very drunk and so was he. We took a shower in my dorm room late at night and while we were rinsing off I told him I wanted to eat his ass.

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Sean Cody

I had never done it before and felt emboldened by liquor. I knelt down and planted my face between his fussy bubble butt cheeks and stuck out my tongue. “Not sure where it is,” I muffled. “Arc your back some.” He did, and I found it. My tongue rested on his hole.

I slowly started to lick and probe — and then he started moaning. My poor, horrified roommates were trying to sleep on the other side of the wall.

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Sean Cody

An hour later, a buddy pulled me aside in the dorm laundry room and said, “You know why dog breath smells bad? Go brush your teeth. Use mouthwash.”

Lesson learned. This brings me to my first rimming tip.

1. Whoever is getting rimmed needs to clean out. It’s basic hygiene.

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Sean Cody

Remember to check before you spread. Most guys will shower but they forge the smell test. Believe it or not, you can still miss a spot with soap and water. So here’s what you do. When you get out of the shower, dry off and finger yourself, then sniff. You’ll know if you have to jump back in the shower. Baby wipes are also good to keep around for finishing touches.

For cleaning inside, douching is generally the best way to go, although many sexperts say this is not a healthy practice, particularly not when done frequently. Regardless, guys all over the world douche before they get rimmed so that their tops have a pleasant time eating ass.

Douching methods that work: Using an ear syringe, hand bulb pump, or shower hose attachment (for a deeper clean).

2. When you’re finally kneeling at the altar of his ass, vary it up.

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Sean Cody

Aggressive rimmers will go straight for the hole and just lick continuously in the same motion over and over, gradually pushing the tongue deeper and deeper in. While this can feel good, it gets boring after a while and can actually start to wear on the hole. Saliva dries out your skin, and the hole is the last place you want to dry out, especially if rimming is foreplay for sex.

Divide your tongue duty between his hole and the hypersensitive area around it. Make designs and patterns (stars, zigzags, spirals, concentric rings, horizontal licks, vertical licks, quick dots, long strokes, etc.) Tickle the hole with just the tip of your tongue, then thrust your tongue in as deep as it can go. Alternate between the wider, flat part of your tongue and the narrower, probing tip. Do quick, light licks between deep, strong, drawn-out ones.

3. Consume daily fiber — it makes getting clean WAY easier.

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Sean Cody

Take a fiber supplement to make cleaning easier. I recommend Pure For Men, which is a high-grade fiber regimen for men in capsule form. Fiber is incredibly good (and necessary) for healthy digestion — and having a good, clean ass is entirely dependent on your digestive health. If you’re prone to stomach aches, loose, watery poop, infrequent bowel movements, or if you have a hard time getting totally clean for sex (even after an hour in the shower), you probably aren’t consuming enough daily fiber. Most men don’t.

To learn more, or to buy Pure for Men, click here.

Pure for Men clumps your waste together, making your stools harder and “together,” so when you go, you GO, leaving less excess in your rectum/colon (your “fuck hole,” if you prefer). It comes in capsule form, so it’s easy to take a couple times a day — start with a lower regimen, two to three capsules a day, and work your way up.

4. It’s not all about the tongue. 

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Sean Cody

Don’t underestimate the effect of breath on skin. If you’ve ever spooned someone in bed, you know how someone’s breath can feel on your neck. It can tickle or comfort, arouse or annoy, depending on your sensitivity.

Breath is vital to a good rim-job. Making a small “o” with your lips and blowing on an asshole (as you would a birthday candle) can make him moan. This is usually a cooler breath. Alternately, as when you breathe on someone’s neck, an open-mouthed gush of warm breath will moisten the hole and add a tingling feeling of expectation – making him ready for your tongue plunge. Pause. Draw it out. Then dive.

5. Know your rimming risks.

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If you’re getting rimmed, you’re pretty safe. Sit back and enjoy. If you’re an ass eater, your risks are greater for contracting gonorrhea, hepatitis A, harmful amoebas, genital warts, herpes, syphilis (if there’s an open sore), pink eye, and other little gifts.

Even cleaned and prepped asses can still carry these gifts, and STDs are not exclusive to rimming. Most sexual contact has the potential to transmit unwanted infections. Professionals would recommend the use of dental dams, but I’ve never used one.

These tips originally appeared in an earlier form on The Beastly Ex-Boyfriend. The images in this article are from Sean Cody.

6. Use teeth sparingly, or not at all.

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Sean Cody

Some REALLY good rimmers know how to use teeth (hint: don’t suck in when your teeth are pressed on his hole). If he uses teeth and it feels good, consider this a pro move. I’ve had bad rim jobs where guys used teeth and it felt very unpleasant. Paired with the tongue, teeth can be a nice alternating feeling, a bit of hardness on a hyper-sensitive, soft, tender area. But by no means bite, nipple, suck, chew, or get aggressive with teeth. No sir.

7. If you’re scruffy, use it.

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Some guys love feeling stubble on their holes (I do!) — but some don’t. This is a personal preference. Best way to find out if he likes it? Try it and ask. Beard and stubble can tickle and create a pleasant texture on his hole, but it can also scratch and irritate it. It all depends on your guy.

8. Don’t be an endless rimmer.

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Sean Cody

The better you rim, the longer you can do it — but there is a limit. Some bottoms can get rimmed for a long time, but keep in mind that most of us enjoy it as a method of getting the asshole wet and slick for something else. It feels amazing, but after a while, saliva will inevitably start drying things out down there and the rim job will stop feeling great. Read his body language and learn when to cut yourself off.

Bon appétit.

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10 Comments

10 Comments

  1. Roy

    December 4, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Where do I buy something to douche, and what do i put inside the bottle? And how do I douche myself? What pills do I buy for fiber and for what period of time do I use it.

    • Anonymous

      December 5, 2016 at 5:24 pm

      Fleet enemas are perfect for douching and come withba prelubed tip for easy insertion. Feel free to go in and out with the tip as you insert it, as your hole will relax easier. The easiest fiber to use is from your local drug store. Walgreens for example has fiber gummy that are just delicious!

    • Anonymous

      December 5, 2016 at 5:43 pm

      An adult leather shop has douches available but most any store have a douche you can buy. Cold water works best after 2 to 3 applications, “Pure for Men” work if your willing to pay for it(increasing your fiber is all you really need to do$.

  2. TIKVESKA

    December 4, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    beautiful….

  3. John Ward

    December 5, 2016 at 3:07 am

    I love,love eating out a man’s hole, yummy. How, do I protect myself/others from contracting diseases? R/T me

  4. Barry Mabbett

    December 5, 2016 at 8:21 am

    10/10 for the above advice……

  5. dairis

    December 5, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    i like it rimming also
    very very like

  6. Anonymous

    December 6, 2016 at 4:58 am

    Donkeys are best eaten gently. Take your time enjoying licking donkeys… And donkeys need to be dodged thoroughly before frakking may commence.

  7. Rimmer

    December 7, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    Lmfao! I can’t believe I read this whole article however it’s hilarious and accurate ?? I will add that being under the influence of lots of alcohol will negate the majority of the downsides and make it fun?

  8. Troy

    December 20, 2016 at 4:25 am

    I shower with water as hot as i can tolerate and then crank the cool water on and proceed to re wash your ass and keep it cool and rinse it re wash and rinse. Trust me cool water is less likely to leave any residual smell than hot water.

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